General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[X-Wang]

I respect you so much

Back at ya

 

[Jacob Fox]

My little opossum friend has just come out for a snack

 

[X-Wang]

Nice. I have a groundhog running around here. He ate my vegetables out of my garden. He doesn't make me happy

 

[Butters]

Only pet i have is yo mommas

 

[Jacob Fox]

I have no idea how the opossum, who I named Alphonse, got in my house but I have enjoyed him being here

 

[Jacob Fox]

Nice. I have a groundhog running around here. He ate my vegetables out of my garden. He doesn't make me happy

I am sorry Maybe a opossum would have a better effect

 

[Jacob Fox]

Only pet i have is yo mommas

You couldnt handle her

 

[X-Wang]

I named the groundhog sniper because he kept stealing my cucumbers and watermelons.

 

[Jacob Fox]

That is pretty cool

 

[Jacob Fox]

I named my opossum Alphonse after Krusty the Klown's ventriloquist dummy

 

[Jacob Fox]

Alphonse

Alphonse is Krusty the Clown's ventriloquist dummy. In a vain attempt to compete with the increasingly popular Gabbo Show which stars the titular dummy, Krusty puts on a ventriloquism act with Alphonse in his own show. However, the act goes poorly due to the dummy's gruesome appearance and poor...

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[X-Wang]

Only pet i have is yo mommas

Well, good luck with my mom. My dad has a license to blow things up for his job, blowing rocks up for stone quarries.

 

[X-Wang]

I named my opossum Alphonse after Krusty the Klown's ventriloquist dummy

That dummy was great.

 

[Jacob Fox]

I liked him better than Gabbo

 

[X-Wang]

Wasn't that the same doll that came to life in one of the tree house of horror episodes?