"Jesus is my smurf"
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:haha: I love how that white lady pops out of nowhere and is just like " 
Jesus is my smurf"
Jesus is my smurf"
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It's just funny, because it seems like nothing at all to them to say Jesus is my smurf, and to be fair, this guy says smurf less then Lil Wayne, and also carrys a beat better then him 
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Alllll my hoes love gettin' hitt!is: lets make a country song about beating hoes
My fist is a place their face wants to be!
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When the devil was done Johnny said "You're pretty good ole son, but sit down on that chair and let me show you how it's done!"
Johnny hit that ho with double fist!
He hit that ho with some real good wrist!
She gonna need some fire and ice with that beating and this!
Chicken in her eye beat her until she crys!
Make sure that bitch can't tell no lies!
I found this shit funny too tbh, not because what they said, I think it funny because real grannys don't rap...
Because we ain't pussies, we as real as the little house on the fucking prairie.BOTH OF THESE SONGS ARE AMAZING! <3
Am I black or something? Why do I seem to get along with you two the best?
(inb4 rases')