Dear R'Albin,
You have received an infraction at (Miniclip.com) Club Penguin Forums [MCCP].
Reason: Profanity
Fellow Penguins, while you sit there hopefully as uncomfortable as you can possibly be, I want you to listen to me. I want you all to digest this because before I leave in 3 minutes I have a lot of things I want to get off of my chest.
I don't hate penguins. I do like them. I like them a hell of a lot better than I like most zoo animals. I hate this idea that they are the best. Because they're not, Polar bears are. Polar Bears are the best in the world.
There is one thing that Penguins are better at than Polar Bears. That's kissing Miniclips ***.
Whoops just broke the fourth wall!
This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Penguins get their own game and polar bears don't makes me sick.
Oh hey let me get something straight. Those of you cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you are the ones making accounts on Club penguin that Polar bears are not in, and then at five a clock in the morning, phone me asking me to lend you money towards your Club Penguin membership that Polar Bear's are not in.
The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Miniclip are going to make money despite themselves. They are millionaires who should be billionaires. You know why they are not billionaires? Because they don't have polar bears.
I'm leaving in 3 mins and who knows, maybe I will go to Runescape, maybe I'll go to world of warcraft and be cool there. Let me tell you all a personal story about Penguins... *Mics cut off*
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All the best,
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