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  1. Gone for a few days

    lol ^ 300..."shut-the-fuck-up!"
  2. Welcome to Rell's Kitchen! Come confess your secrets with Chef Gordon Rell'msey

    KenFan-Confessionals..... episode 22... It started out...as a sunny day...like no other day, hence why it is on this day that I got my dick sucked ,like no other dick had been sucked before...why is this?...cause MY Cock-Ka-Killed-Tha Mo-Bitch...ya-heard...
  3. Gone for a few days

    well here is thee-history of "BLAZE" at IWF... ^He Tapped Y2Jasmine while she was drunk that one night ^dark knight and kaedon tried getting him to join one of their "GANGS" ^he joined team kaedon.. and after team Durk Turkey won the war of the...
  4. I luv you al..l..

    Whoa..ever have that feeling like "Jerking off" but somehow ya-feel like doing tha-right thing, so ya-don't..then for somereason a little kitty rubs up on your boxers N' balls and gives you Wood, so ya-jack off anyways, while at the same time- holding the kitty in position to take the full brunt...
  5. If you saw _______ in the street what would you do?

    I'd Totally "Chief-It-With-Him"(aka Rez-Slang fo-smoking a blunt) anyways...if you saw KENNEDY in the street, what would you do?
  6. The first thing/word _____ would teach his/her kids would be...

    First Thing "This Guy" would teach his kids would be:"To Never-Ever Give Out Your Real Name and To keep it a Mystery..." First Thing Kassidy would teach her kids would be:"To Never ever-grow any boobs and to wear fish-netz and buy tons of plastic-ninja-weapons for randomly no reason...
  7. If you saw _______ in the street what would you do?

    I'd Bow down to him and Give Him Several Handjobs with my Keyboard... If You Saw Goldust in the street, what would you do?
  8. The first thing/word _____ would teach his/her kids would be...

    First Thing blaze would teach his kids would be: "to piss off people at forums and bust posers like famou$." First Thing Mike Chaos would teach his kids would be: "To Get Drunk and Drink and To Do drugs and smoke meth and Have Random Drunk Sex with Pillows and To Take Pills with chocolate...
  9. Is IWF your favorite forum?

    well hmmm!?!?! Lets See....like,so I guess....basically, I've got "5pages worth of Infractions" from IWF... I've Been Banned here for a record amount of "15 Times!!!" (including a Permenate Ban, But I'm like the Stone Cold Of IWF, meaning KenFan Ain't Going NoWhere!!!! and so...
  10. The Happening!?!?!?!?!?!? (enter and talk 'bout tha film if you've seen it yet)

    Well so basically, during a drive up to Superior(lake superior) with the Family(me,my cousins, and several others) we shopped at a mall, and soon afterwards we went to a nearby theatre and basically everyone else went to go see that "Love Guru" movie, while I and my older cousin(Tubby Bauer aka...
  11. Getting to know the sexy members of IWF

    Well Since Little-Miss-Stalker-McMilk-Shake (aka Ladyhotrod) wants to know all about us and stuff like that...:ermm: (oh my gosh!?!?!) and like...so'z like...I guess since tha-rest of yo-suckass-mo-fo'z wanna know how to be macking it-like a G-GANGSTA?!?!(such as myself):xmas: then, I guess its...
  12. Is It Finally Going To Happen?

    Probably... and second of all...About GAWDAMN TIME!!! I hope WWE holds off on it til WrestleMania 25 comes around, hey...notice something here, WM 25 is around 10 years after WM 15(ka-Durrh?!!?), and the main event for WM 15 was the DreamMatch Between Rock and Stone Cold...
  13. Talking "Tough" with Booker T

    ^ PROS: "Is such an extreme-badass and got banned more than any other ni'gg'er-here....including a permenate ban ,(which I guess got lifted since I'm so Loved here) Cons: "Is Half-Neg'ro-ish!"
  14. Talking "Tough" with Booker T

    ^Pros: Said he was leaving fo-good. Cons: He didn't leave fo-good...tehe
  15. Are They Necessary?

    ARE THEY NECESSARY? I'd say no...because stables only came about in the attitude/hogan era around that time because of like the "Rushed" atmosphere feeling that most people got around that time and their just wasn't really-enough time or patience to help get a bunch of guys over at once...
  16. KenFan's Comics presents "The Terrific Tale of Torture Committed by Chris Jackie Jr."

    Prologe: "THE DARK-and-UTTER Tale of Complete insanity from the mind of a raging-homosexual-serial killer known as Chris Jackie-Jr...but you know him as "Kaedon"...so finally. here comes the story, the tale of his demise...read on if ya-shall." :stretcher: :boxing_smiley: :music_walkman...
  17. Current worst members.

    hahahahahaha!!! FAT GUYZ!
  18. The 1st edition of "The IWF Fanboy" extravaganza

    Man..like..WTF!?! how do I vote smurf?!!?!
  19. Current worst members.

    well I just so happen to have a cook book that has a "Quote" from BKB...and it says.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote from BKB: briankenderick's penis vein says: "YO-Fuck them Traitor ass Pussy-smurf-Ear Humping-dick riding-cock smoking...