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  1. Green Jesus

    Wrestling Favorites

    Favorite Wrestler NOW: Brock Lesnar Favorite Wrestler of all time: Shawn Michaels Favorite Wrestling Promotion: WWE Favorite Wrestling Show: Monday night Raw Favorite Non-Finishing Move: Enziguri Favorite Finishing Move: Superkick/Rko Favorite Wrestling Manager: Paul Heyman Favorite PPV: Money...
  2. Green Jesus

    Elimination Chamber Is Coming To WWE Network

    I'm actually cool with this result, lol
  3. Green Jesus

    Vince trying to shoot break up Lana and Rusev?

    That's...a awfully detailed answer. +1 for effort
  4. Green Jesus

    Vince trying to shoot break up Lana and Rusev?

    Help me picture just who is hot enough for dolph. You're always cock-blocking the poor man.
  5. Green Jesus

    Jericho details Kofi Kingston "fighting" Vince McMahon on a plane

    Lol, It sure is a kofi thing to do to get into trouble for someone else's bullshit idea. (based on every interview ever about kofi the person)
  6. Green Jesus

    Long time no see

    WWE is decent to me, but that's because I skip most of the boring/pointless bits. I wouldn't for the life of me watch it live, though.
  7. Green Jesus

    Pets, Extended Family, whatever you may call them.. Post your pet pics!

    That's my girl. 14 years old(yeah, I know) house cat. Also, his lazy bum of a son. (doesn't look like it, but he's a really big heavy fat fuck, and I love him)
  8. Green Jesus

    Fallout 4 reveal trailer/discussion

    Blasphemy
  9. Green Jesus

    Who Should Be The Next Person To Defeat Brock Lesnar?

    Did you really post a photo of your girlfriend and a shirtless you just to make a point? That's creepy
  10. Green Jesus

    Ryback: Way more entertaining now?

    I do like him. I used to be quite indifferent towards him back on his debut, but I kind of like his personality now. Not to stir anything up, but he's much better then the similar ultimate warrior ever was.
  11. Green Jesus

    Your wrestling pet peeves

    Another pet peeve I have is when a babyface that's weak at the mic and/or have a weak text trade insults with a well-spoken heel. It usually goes like this: >Heel strikes babyface with really "ouch" kind of insults >Babyface has no reasonable comeback and resorts to childish name-calling >Heel...
  12. Green Jesus

    Who are you?...

    Meh, I'm a average law-student with a somewhat low-middleclass income fan of videogames. I'm not much of a people person and have a bit of a ego, but not to the point of being one of these "Shunned by society geniuses", I do have some trustworthy people I interact with and admire. I'm funnier in...
  13. Green Jesus

    Kids act out stunner at grad - diplomas withheld

    That's a really meh stunt they pulled. Definitly not the awesome creative thing they thought it would be, but still, even if it's weird and awkward, I don't see why they should lose their diplomas for it.
  14. Green Jesus

    Heels cutting promos on make-a-wish kids: too far or not far enough?

    Yeah, I don't think they should do that. But that extends to faces too. No using cancer kids to get cheers, fuck that.
  15. Green Jesus

    Your wrestling pet peeves

    I hate how basically only heels and face jobbers tap-out. I dislike how losing to a submission hold is some sort of shameful display in the wwe. Last time I saw a credible face losing due to tap-out was in Brock Lesnar vs Triple H, and brock had to kayfabe break his arm in order to do it. I get...
  16. Green Jesus

    Your wrestling pet peeves

    How come we always rant about the same shit? Jeez, you're like the simpsons to my south park. edit: But yeah, it's a really annoying thing to have a door there. It also defeats the purpose of climbing a little. Why the fuck would you climb instead of smoothly walking away?
  17. Green Jesus

    Your wrestling pet peeves

    Actually, scratch that. Just get rid of the "walking through the door" shit as a whole. There's no way you can sell this shit without looking awful, just make climbing the only gimmicky way to win and be done with it.
  18. Green Jesus

    Your wrestling pet peeves

    The blatant time-consuming slow climbing in ladder matches and slow walking through the door during steel cage matches. Seriously, is it really the best idea to calmly walk away the cage, even if your opponent is down? That's probably not your first rodeo, dammit.
  19. Green Jesus

    Rate RAW 6/1/15

    The "I beat cancer" thing annoys me. "I survived cancer" is something I would get. But I seriously don't think you are tougher then anyone because you survived some awful diease, just makes you lucky. Sure, a person with a positive outlook is going to have a better chance, but most people in...
  20. Green Jesus

    Kevin Owens Advertised For Post-Elimination Chamber RAW

    Just...don't give Cena the rebound win, please. Just this once.
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