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  1. C4 is ultra happy todae.

    You passed "Introductory Suicide Vest Manufacturing"? Congrats. See you in Helmand.
  2. E-Jihad/ Crusade against the evil ones.

    ^Too bad you're such a kywag, otherwise I'd commend you for posting a video of a great wrestler they should never have let go
  3. Most influental band in your life.

    Tom Morello is a shit guitarist. He's almost as bad as Kurt Cobain. Squeaking a guitar with foot pedals does not equal talent. RATM is nu-metal. Not even worth my time. The most infleuntial band in my life is most likely Nine Inch Nails. Because of Trent Reznor, I discovered that the darkest...
  4. Gates' Red Rep Challenge

    Yep. ^This. Vanity is a good thing. It keeps you healthy by caring for yourself.
  5. E-Jihad/ Crusade against the evil ones.

    JDAM says I win. Muji fucks lose
  6. Heat on a Second Generation Diva, Former WWE Star Looking to Franchise, WWE vs. UFC

    I never even knew Perfect had kids? Let's hope Joe becomes something, and can get called up. Legacy version 2?
  7. If you could re-book ONE championship reign.....

    DAMNIT! You took mine! Arghhh! Yes, this was undoubtedly the worst booked championship reign ever. They used Jericho to squash him so HHH could look even better after returning from his quad injury. Seriously? The top heel champion, undisputed is picking up Steph's dry cleaning and...
  8. E-Jihad/ Crusade against the evil ones.

    Don't you and your "mates" have another thread to ruin with your witty, insider homosexual desires for each other? After all things are wayy strange there "Down 'unda" am I right? Fag.
  9. Gates' Red Rep Challenge

    1: Correct 2: Also correct. If you don't stay in shape, and fail your quarterly Physical Training tests, they boot your ass on out. Physical health boils down to choices, that's all it is. People expect Medicare and the gov't to give them a "handout" because they ate shit, and abused their...
  10. Gates' Red Rep Challenge

    UFC forums are for skinny "Frat Curler" posers that wear Affliction and TapOuT and take a month's worth of jui jitsu and then call themselves Cage Fighters. Besides: Wrestling > MMA
  11. Gates' Red Rep Challenge

    There's lots of basement dwelling, fart-eating, fatties on this site.
  12. Gates' Red Rep Challenge

    According to that chart, I'm obese. According to the US ARMY, I'm "morbidly obese". Yet, I can guarantee I'm probably healthier than 90% of other Americans my age and younger.
  13. Dipset Army Donation

    ^Hey Ralphie, can i try and knock the Fosters off your head?
  14. E-Jihad/ Crusade against the evil ones.

    I want so badly to plaster this on a sign and put it up in Mosul, the last stronghold of the Iraq Insurgency: Pedobear Muhammad
  15. E-Jihad/ Crusade against the evil ones.

    ^Oh look another "hey let's be gay dudes" tangent. Stop ruining threads you fuckin' fags.
  16. Dipset Army Donation

    Crocodile Dundee and Fosters
  17. E-Jihad/ Crusade against the evil ones.

    OMG, lol so hard right now. There's a copy of this hanging up in our Command Post:
  18. Men In Black 3 To Return, Star's Role In Question

    Don't do it, Will. It has disaster written all over it