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  1. Matt Hardy released

    Saw this one coming. How long until the inevitable Older, Fatter, Slower Team Extreme re-union? Of course I bet by that time Lita will have to resort to gangbang bukkake Milf porn to be able to generate interest in "Team Extreme"

  2. R-Truth - The Conscience Of The WWE

    What bandwagon? Are you talking about the Wigger Jorts bandwagon? Lots of people hated him before I did....

  3. R-Truth - The Conscience Of The WWE

    ^Was he bigger than Virgil? You would know because Virgil laid his cock on your desk in order to get pushed. I read that in Tom Billington's (The Dynamite Kid) book.

  4. How much do you miss

    I'm for props in wrestling, but I HATED how "Hardcore" only meant trashcan lids, kendo sticks and chairs in the WWE. I do love TLC matches though. Keep those around for sure. They're usually pretty damn good. But I say NO to bringing back the "Hardcore" division.

  5. Hi Guys!

    How was it to work with all those legends of wrestling at the Heroes of Wrestling ppv? Was it cool to wrestle the Samoan Swat Team?

  6. CM Punk headed to Raw

    Why? Would you like me to? I could trash Kofi B. Ware or the Beandip Midget some more if that would tickle your fancy.

  7. How much do you miss

    No I don't miss it. We don't NEED to see Tommy Dreamer, Sandman, a fat, bloated Raven, Justin Credible (trying his best to convince us he was ever worth a shit, which he wasn't), Sabu, RVD and all the other ECW drunks coming back to hit each other with trashcan lids, rubber chickens, Mae...

  8. Are you agitated by this as well?

    Let's go back to the Big 5: Royal Rumble Wrestlemania (push it to April so that you have more or less 90 days of build up after RR) King of the Ring Summer Slam Survivor Series Longer feuds used to be more memorable and better, imo.

  9. CM Punk headed to Raw

    I would have liked to have seen a face Kane (he's kind of a tweener, imo) vs Punk. Now I see Punk getting buried to the likes of Wigger Jorts and Mark "Turd in a Singlet" Henry.

  10. Batista returning to WWE?

    I see Batista squashing Del Rio, completely killing his heat. I'm a Del Rio mark.

  11. Why is Randy Savage blacklisted from the WWE?

    Randy was snappin into more than that Slim Jim, Yeahhhh

  12. WWE in talks with Justin Beiber....

    ^So what makes you think they WON'T have entire revolving segments with Bieber? They give washed up D List celebrities plenty of air time during RAW (Guest Host) to try and pop their ratings, so based on what you're saying, (and what we all agree on), it's not hard to surmise they're going to...

  13. WWE in talks with Justin Beiber....

    I'll be right when Wigger Jorts and this little faglet are in a segment together doing some of that PG comedy we've all come to love....

  14. interesting interviews with former wwe stars jake roberts kizarny and shawn daivari

    Re: interesting interviews with former wwe stars jake roberts kizarny and shawn daiva -Gee really? You could have fooled me afer watching the infamous Heroes of Wrestling PPV disaster! Any idiot could have told you to retire back in 1994. Which means: Because all the money I made selling out...

  15. WWE in talks with Justin Beiber....

    I GUARANTEE you they do some sort of spot with Wigger Jorts and Bieber. Guaran-fucking-tee. Remember when Limp Bizkit played Wrestlemania 19 and literally half of Safeco Field got up and left for the bathroom? Lol...Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin What!!

  16. Batista returning to WWE?

    I don't hate the guy, but then again, who are they going to sacrifice in order to bring him back? Will they kill Sheamus' push? Wade Barrett's?

  17. Breaking News: Matt Hardy sent home from European Tour

    I'll admit it, I liked when Matt was Brock Lesnar's toadie, with the Mattitude V1 gimmick back in '02

  18. WWE looking to break up tag team (Stupid mother &%*$*!!!!)

    "Future Endeavors" for Smith and Kidd. You know what I mean?

  19. Get Rid of Bret Hart Please.

    'NUXUS' is the best angle in years

  20. Has Michael Cole been right this whole time?

    It was on Botchamania, and when I watched it I immediately thought "WTF, he just eliminated himself". I do think Cole running down Bryan has been pretty funny.
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