Gonna start watching now. Pre-show first. It's a full hour long, yay... skipping ahead to when something actually happens. Lol, I swear the seat chart didn't look anywhere near this full in the morning before the show. Anyways, Ryan Nemeth vs BDE is first. BDE brings the fight to Nemeth early on. Ryan kicks out of the Clip Cutter. BDE kicks out of the DDT. BDE hits a splash but Ryan rolls out of the ring. Ryan hits the Hollywood Ending and wins lol. Average match, really.

Home Town Man hands out merch. LMAO Silva is here and getting mildly boo'd. EY interrupts them (what even IS the Cleanse?). Wow, what a waste of time.

The actual show begins with the national anthem, as if TNA's audience is made up of only Americans.

First match is Cedric vs Leon. Slater is on top in the early stage of the match. Cedric gets back into it following a German suplex. Cedric gets a bit cocky, and Leon kicks him. A bit of back & forth and then Cedric gets out of the ring. Leon dives over the corner turnbuckle! Cedric gets Leon stuck on the ropes and then hits a brainbuster, but Leon kicked out. Brainbuster on the top rope! Lumbar Check. Leon gets his leg on the rope (after telling Cedric to grab the other leg lol). Silva literally watches Cedric take the title. Leon hits a Styles Clash onto the belt. Swanton 450! Leon wins. Good match, better than I expected.

Gia talks to Santana. Alisha interrupts and tells him they should talk.

Kaz vs Elijah. Most of it is dominated by Elijah until Kaz hits a German suplex into the turnbuckles. Kaz hits a hurricanrana onto Elijah in the outside. Both men get in the ring. Kaz hits Elijah with a strap. Elijah hits Kaz with a powerbomb, but Kaz kicks out. Elijah hits Kaz with the strap. Kaz kicks out of the chokeslam. Kaz leaves the ring and grabs the guitar, but Elijah gets it in the ring. Slingshot Cutter from Kaz, right onto the guitar! Elijah tries to use the guitar handle, but the ref grabs it. Kaz hits a low blow and wins. Match was alright.

Injury report. Skip.

Stacks and Arianna talk. Stacks has a plan for tonight. Arianna mentions Birthright, I think.

Moose vs Special Agent 0 next. Agent 0 dives over the rope onto Moose! Then he throws Moose into the steel steps. They introduce a table on the outside. Agent 0 throws Moose into the ring post. They get back into the ring and brawl. Superplex! Moose spears Agent 0 through the rope and into the table! Crazy spot. Moose powerbombs Agent 0 into the steps. We have some shenanigans with the Good Hands. Moose is distracted by Alisha's injury. LMAO Agent 0 takes them out. Chokebomb. Agent 0 wins. That match was decent, aside from the shenanigans.

Elegance Brand vs Knockouts Legends. Lol, Personal Concierge cuts a promo. Onto the match now. Mark bucket lmfao wtf. Ash is screaming on the mic. Okay they're now yeeting weapons into the ring. Err, Ash is fighting some famous guys? Idk. We have a tacks spot but with lollypops. Taryn suplexes Heather into the lollypops! Jesus, they're yeeting lollypops into the crowd. The Elegances tie ODB to the bottom rope. ODB gets some pickles. "Pickle dick" chants. Oh no, they grab the Personal Concierge. Mr Elegance saves him! But he gets his face put in the pickles. They put the Personal Concierge into a pickle costume. Taryn leaps off the turnbuckle, into the Elegances. Mr Elegance clotheslines ODB... and then she uhhh, grabs his balls. Ash hairsprays ODB and then hits a DDT. The Elegances win. Holy shit, that was fucking stupid. Entertaining, but stupid.

Dreamer and Silva are here? Oh, this is going to be a Hall of Fame thing. Yeah, it's for ODB.

Elayna Black segment. She's coming for the title.

Wtf is this? Dream seats with that one guy who attends every show. The famous guys from earlier. Get to the next match, holy shit.

AJ Francis vs Nic Nemeth. Francis cuts a promo (the third anti-Ohio promo today). We literally start with a Superkick to Nemeth, but he kicks out. Lol, Nemeth hits an AA. Francis kicks out. Spear from Francis! Nemeth kicks out. Nearfall on the Fameasser. Top rope Danger Zone! Nearfall. Down Payment on the floor. Francis tries to use a chair but the ref takes it away. LMAO Francis clobbers the ref. The famous guy steps up to Francis. KC Navarro is back! Famous guy hits Francis with a chair. Nemeth hits a superkick and Danger Zone. Navarro gets the ref into the ring. Nemeth wins. Okay match with some shenanigans. The return of Navarro is nice to see.

Lol, the Knockouts world title is up next. Lee is dominant early on, but Stacks distracts her. Arianna throws her into the ring post. The ref tells Stacks to take a hike. Arianna tries to use the title but the ref gets rid of it. Lee hits Warriors Way but... Xia betrays Lee? Oh so Brookside is going to join Birthright? Brookside throws Lee into the steps. The ref doesn't give a shit, nor does Silva. Arianna pins Lee. Okay so I guess she'll never lose the belt or something. This was not very good.

EY going to the ring now. I'm going to watch the rest tomorrow.

Okay let's get back to it. EY is cutting a promo (with What chants). 4th anti Ohio promo! Oh my god the EC3 theme. I popped for that. Did EC3 give his jacket to that guy lmao. I don't know if the crowd know who he is. Okay we have some EC3 chants. Lmao wtf did he yap about. "I'm from Cleveland, bitch" lmao. I kind of wish this was a surprise, the EC3 theme would've made me go crazy. I love that theme. Anyways, that was slightly weird but I accept it.

Trey vs Ali next. Tasha is doing ... something? She and the Good Hands have weird masks. Okay I feel like maybe I should know what this is referring to, but I don't. I guess it's cool though. What the hell, twisting destroyer. Some interference leads to Tasha hitting a cutter on Trey. Meteora into the steel steps. Spanish Fly. 450 into the cutter! Followed by a DDT on the outside. Meteora! How did Ali kick out lmao. The Good Hands hit Trey with the helmet and then Ali hits the 450. Ali becomes the champ. That was a good match, aside from the interference.

Gia tries to interview Lee. That's just sad, I feel bad for her.

We have another undead realm segment. Abyss! Okay this is a PPV match length segment.

Hardys vs System. Delete spot within the first few minutes. Lol, Jeff got past the ref and attacked Bronson but then went back. Oh my god, Myers went for the headlock but decided to switch it up. Jeff makes the tag and things heat up a bit. This is getting better. They didn't quite get the Plot Twist timing right but whatever. Twist of Fate to Bronson. Myers pulls Jeff off the top rope, and then throws Matt out of the ring. Wow, the System take Jeff out and win the belts. The match was alright.

Alisha talks to Moose. Yeah Alisha seems very sus.

Main event time. Is that Downstait performing live? Okay yeah it is. Good opening stretch with some counters to each other's moves. Hmm did some of the crowd leave after the Hardys match? Anyways, Santana hits Spin the Block into the ring post. Eddie throws Santana into the steps. Santana goes shoulder first into the ring post, then the other. Eddie hits a fishermans buster on the ring apron. Eddie removes the mat from the floor. Eddie ends up hitting the floor. They both manage to get back into the ring.

Alisha is coming out. Moose shows up (and his music hits). He shows a video... he knows Alisha was going to help Eddie! The System attack Moose. Santana dives over the rope. He gets back into the ring and hits the Boston Knee Party for a nearfall. Alisha gives him the crutch but the ref takes it. Moose spears Eddie. Oh no, they kinda ballsed up the timing of Alisha pulling the ref out lol. Cedric gets involved and Eddie hits another Boston Knee Party... for a nearfall once the ref gets back into the ring.

Spin the Block, Santana pins Eddie. Eh, that was weird. Santana is OP lmao. The System fucking suck. Anyways, the match was good. Obviously, yet another PPV match with interference wasn't ideal.

As a whole, the show was okay. X-Division title match was pronably the best. International and World title matches were good, but holy interference. Moose vs Agent 0 was fun, but yeah - interference. I feel like it just didn't give me "big 4 PPV" vibes because most matches were advancing storylines. I don't mind some of that, of course, but not for the majority of it.