Impact thread for March 26, 2026 - Sackerfice go-home! System members in matches, Ali vd. BDE, six-woman tag

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  • Mike Santana/Leon Slater vs. Eddie Edwards/Cedric Alexander
  • Moose vs. Bear Bronson
  • Mustafa Ali vs. BDE
  • Jody Threat/Harley Hudson/Myla Grace vs. Tessa Blanchard/Victoria Crawford/Mila Moore
  • Jeff Hardy vs. Brian Myers
 

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Watching the ep now. We start with Ali vs BDE. Interesting theme (but it is basically a loop, it seems). BDE's theme is sick. Wow, BDE got a near fall following the frog splash. Ali dodges the clip cutter and hits a powerbomb. Looks like Ali has a new finisher (reminds me of the End of Days). It's nice they gave him a clean win. Decent match.

Order 4 attack Swann but Trey arrives! Oh no, they take him out too. Jada Stone hits a hurricanrana on Ali! Agent 0 tries to chokeslam Jada but Trey gets her out. Nice pop for Jada there.

Backstage with Slater and Santana. Nice promos - and they're interrupted by Daria. There seems to be a #1 contenders tournament in the future.

Brian Myers vs Jeff Hardy next. Fairly quick match with a clean win for Jeff. That wasn't bad, glad they didn't go too long. The System attack Jeff. Matt tries to help out but they take him out too. The Righteous join the fight and even the odds. They fight into the crowd. Bear Bronson is still in the ring though, and Moose comes out to fight him!

Nice transition. Bronson hits a superplex but Moose kicks out of 1. Moose tries to hit the spear but Bronson hits a pop up powerbomb. Moose kicks out. Moose hits a clothesline and then looks for the spear, but the System come out to distract him. Uhh, Moose's NFL friends start fighting with the System? Lol. Moose spears Bronson and gets the win. Match was alright.

Mara Sade backstage. Oh, looks like it's turning into a Rosemary thing. Idk who was watching, that is weird. To be continued.
 

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System backstage. The Righteous were listening.

Diamond Collective vs Jody Threat, Harley Hudson and Myla Grace. You know, this isn't bad. Although I think Mila Moore is quite green. Oh, Tessa basically 1 v 3's the faces and gets the win after pinning Grace. Yeah I just don't care about any of these 6 unfortunately.

Injury report. Lol, Ash is out - time off because people keep calling her a mark.

Second half of the Rosemary segment. Oh my god it's Crazzy Steve. Errr okay. Well they have me intrigued.

Eric Young in action. He's fighting Brad Attitude. EY attacks Attitude before the bell even rings. Lol EY chases the ref after a nearfall. Attitude dives onto EY! EY hits a piledriver and wins.

Matt Hardy was attacked. The Righteous claim it was the System... and yeah it was def not the System. Gia Miller has a guest? It's WCW legend Buff Bagwell. He wants one final match in TNA. Lol, Frankie Kazarian interrupts. He awkwardly talks a bunch of shit. Elijah comes out and Kaz runs away.

Matt Hardy isn't cleared for the tag match at Sackerfice so... Vincent will take his place. Although he thinks Cedric Alexander is in that match, not Bear Bronson.

Dani Luna segment. Oh that was nice. Sackerfice will be doomsday. Countdown to Sackerfice does not look good. The main card looks fine though.

Main event time. Lmao about 60 seconds into the match, we have "this is awesome" chants. Wtf. There seems to be a kid placed right next to the crowd mic lol. Okay I was getting bored but Santana and Slater have some tag team moves. Very very nearfall, Santana kicked out at like 2.9999. Oh, Maclin chokes Slater... but Slater hits a superkick. Eddie hits the Boston Knee Party and pins Santana. Match was okay.

This ep was alright, quite System heavy. I thought the first third of the show was paced nicely. The rest was a mixed bag. Ultimately they've managed to build to Sackerfice, so it's whatever.
 

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Jeff Hardy beat Brian Myers in a fairly short match.