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WWE Velocity
September 28th, 2002
San Diego, California


Match One
Billy Kidman vs. Crash Holly


Our first match saw a respectful start with Kidman and Holly sharing a handshake before the action kicked off. Interestingly enough, there’s some character development in this one from Crash, as he plays a heel role here. He goes from shaking hands at the beginning of the match to attempting Roll Ups with his feet on the ropes during the match. This was nothing to write home about, a below average match, the most noteworthy thing about this match is the result itself. Crash crotches Kidman on the top rope before grabbing him from the turnbuckles and nailing the Crash Landing for the win. For those who don’t know, the Crash Landing is a less smooth version of the Styles Clash. I definitely thought this one was an upset as Kidman was Cruiserweight Champion earlier this year and has still been involved in some decent feuds. Maybe Crash is going to get some form of push. I’m not sure. Match was meh though. *1/2

Match Two
Doug Basham vs. Shannon Moore


As far as I’m aware, this is Basham’s first appearance on the main roster (Velocity counts right?). Luckily I paid attention to the ring announcer here because he has some long ass hair here, so I wouldn’t even have realised it was him. I’m only familiar with his bald look. Anyway, another pretty average match here on this week’s Velocity as Shannon Moore’s hot streak definitely feels like it’s over now. He does get the win here though, taking Basham out with a Twisting Moonsault. The crowd just wasn’t into this one because they didn’t know who Basham was, hurting the atmosphere and the match wasn’t very good either. *1/2

Match Three
John Cena vs. Reverend D’Von


With everything that’s happened this year with Cena’s retirement tour, it kind of feels like a privilege to go back and watch this stuff now. Anyway, Cena of 2002 is not the Cena we’d come to know and love. Bland, babyface Cena doesn’t work here and the match suffered as a result. It felt like as the veteran, D’Von tried hard to carry but this just didn’t quite click. He did drill Cena with a really cool Hanging Neckbreaker off the second rope, which was probably the highlight of this entire episode. Another meh match, with a shock ending as Cena gets a Sunset Flip and manages to hold on for the upset. I get the idea of Cena winning here, but I continue to be saddened by how quickly they dropped the importance of the awesome Reverend D’Von character. Anyway, third match of the night that was below par, probably the same quality as the others on this show. *1/2

After the match, D’Von is pissed. He interrupts Cena’s celebration and clubs him in the back before hitting the Saving Grace. D’Von then heads to the top rope and nails a Diving Headbutt from the top to leave Cena laying. If this means we get a feud on Velocity that we can sink our teeth in between these two, I’m all for it.

Not a strong episode of Velocity this week unfortunately. Not really any good wrestling which is a shame, although if you’re looking for shock value, I guess some of the results here were potentially unexpected.
 
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WWE Heat
September 29th, 2002
Anaheim, California

The show started with some in ring promo time from D’Lo Brown. He recapped his commentary journey and talked about how he’s tried to be the best commentator he can be with The Coach through the last four months. He does refer to himself as a play by play commentator though which I thought was kind of funny. D’Lo announces that he’s no longer going to be an announcer. He’ll be wrestling full time, looking to induct people into the Sky High Hall Of Fame. At the commentary desk, The Coach seems shocked. Promo was fine from D’Lo. If this means we get more D’Lo wrestling each week, I’m all for it.

Match One
D’Lo Brown vs. Shawn Stasiak


D’Lo’s last match as a commentator/wrestler. Stasiak has honestly been awful throughout 2002 so far, and it makes me think he was always just awful in general. D’Lo tries hard, but the steaming pile of bad that is Stasiak eliminates any hope this had of being a passable match. After some meh action, D’Lo inducts Stasiak into the Hall Of Fame, hitting the Sky High to get the win. D’Lo needs better opponents because then he’ll put on some quality matches. This was not a quality match. *1/2

After the match, D’Lo goes to the commentary desk, where he’ll sit out the rest of the night with The Coach. Fuck yeah, more D’Lo.

Match Two
Johnny Stamboli vs. Justin Credible


This was another bad match, although unlike the last match where D’Lo is a good wrestler, these two are not. It’s really hard to buy into anything Stamboli is doing at the moment as well. One week he’s a face, the next a heel. There’s no consistency at all, so safe to say I was surprised when he was slapping hands with the fans on his way down the ramp tonight. Thankfully this doesn’t go to long, but it’s very sloppy. Even the ending, they kind of botch a couple of Irish Whips and attempts at Stamboli trying to pull Credible back towards him. Ugly and awkward and then Stamboli hits a non-smooth looking Forget About It for the win. Not good. *1/2

Match Three
Raven vs. Spike Dudley


I expected A LOT better from these two. Instead, this was quite bad, probably the worst match of the night and that’s saying something on a card that includes Stamboli/Credible. I could be judging this more harshly because my expectations were higher but so be it. Not good, and then in the end we get an upset, as Spike manages to hit the Dudley Dog afterwards and get the clean victory. Yucky match from two pros though. *

Oh hey, it’s a carbon copy of the Velocity finish, as the heel, Raven gets mad at losing and attacks Spike after the match. Raven hits the Evenflow DDT to leave Spike down to end the show. The commentary team played up the fact nicely that Spike has pinned Raven twice in three weeks now. I can’t help but hope that means we’ll get a feud ender where they try harder, and Raven gets the win. Let’s see.

A poor episode of Heat this week. My boy D’Lo was the sole shining light, and even his match was bad.
 

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WWE Raw
September 30th, 2002
Houston, Texas

Alright it’s Raw time and tonight we’ve got three titles on the line. Triple H defends the World Heavyweight Championship against Bubba Ray Dudley, Chris Jericho defends the WWE Intercontinental Championship against Kane, and Trish Stratus will defend the WWE Womens Championship against Victoria. On top of that, 3 Minute Warning will face Booker T and Goldust. Card seems like it would be a decent edition of Raw. Glad they’re paying off the angle with Triple H/Bubba since the brand split. Has been a highlight.

Raw General Manager Eric Bischoff starts the show with an in ring promo. Bischoff tells everybody not to switch over to Monday Night football. He has Lita in the ring with him, and he promotes the three title matches that the commentary team mentioned earlier. Bischoff announces that at No Mercy; it’s going to be title vs. title. World Heavyweight Champion vs. Intercontinental Champion because we’re going to have one show and one champion. He now turns his attention to Lita. Lita recently said that Smackdown was better than Raw and it wasn’t because of having better talent. He calls Lita a bitch. He says that she is worthless after breaking her neck in Hollywood. Lita tells Bischoff that maybe if Bischoff had respect for the people that risk their lives for him they’d respect him. That’s her opinion so Bischoff says she has three minutes to get out. Rosey, Jamal and Rico come out, and corner Lita Jeff Hardy comes out for the save but gets beaten down, until Booker T and Goldust run down and clear the ring. Bischoff announces that they won’t wait for later and their scheduled match will happen right now. I thought this was an entertaining enough start to the show. Using Lita to put over Bischoff’s heel character is just smart circumstance booking, and this is a fun, unpredictable away to get the opening match up and running. Using Jeff’s links towards Lita for a brief appearance here works well to.


Match One
3 Minute Warning w/Rico vs. Booker T and Goldust


One thing that works to their advantage here is that there is a really hot crowd. They are in Booker’s hometown, so the fans are invested to the max. Goldust gets isolated which makes sense and the action is okay, with the fans getting heavily behind Goldust as well. After the control segment, Goldust eventually strikes back and makes the hot tag to Booker. Jamal is tagged in as well, but Booker beats him to the punch and beats him up. Booker cleans house before hitting a Harlem Side Kick and busting out the Spinarooni. He then hits the Scissors Kick but only gets a two count. Of course, being as that we are in Booker’s hometown though, he can’t be successful. Instead, Rico hits a Superkick on Goldust on the floor, and 3MW work together to pin Booker cleanly. A few clunky moments like Rosey missing his spot to break up a pin, but far from bad. Not big on the hometown man, and one of the most over wrestlers on the roster losing here. Even after carrying a green but promising team to a respectable match. Damn it. **

Backstage, The Coach interviews 3 Minute Warning and Rico asking what their goals are. Rico claims that he is ready to take the team to the World Tag Team Titles. Solid enough, this did what it needed to. The team can only be a run in for Bischoff for so long, no matter how entertaining it is. Glad to give them a goal now so we understand their motivation moving forward.

In the back, Christian and Lance Storm argue over who’s to blame for losing the tag titles last week. Test and William Regal enter, trying to settle things down, telling Storm to focus on his match against Randy Orton tonight. This was okay, although I’m huge on the hurried booking of UnAmericans losing the tag titles, and then it seems one week later everything is falling apart.

Terri interviews Chris Jericho and he says Kane’s chances of becoming Intercontinental Champion are as real as Terri’s chest. He’ll beat Kane tonight and go straight to the main event at No Mercy. Jericho also calls Terri an ass clown. Ace reporter Gregory Helms comes over and say his sources have told him that Jericho has no chance. Jericho says no matter what Kane says, freaks are losers like Booker T and Goldust. He’s the one who’s cool. Kane arrives and Jericho quickly leaves. After Kane kissed Terri last week, Terri kisses Kane this time and then leaves. Helms looks shocked and Kane shrugs and says chicks dig the mask. I didn’t mind this. For me, this had the right amount of fun, but still hyped the main event tonight which is important.


Match Two
Lance Storm vs. Randy Orton


After the confrontation earlier tonight, Christian is shown watching this one closely in the back. The commentators talk about Saddam Hussein during this match as well so there’s that I guess. He’s UnAmerican, so is Lance Storm so ugh, guess they’d be friends. This match sees the debut of the Inverted Headlock Backbreaker here which has always been one of my favourite Orton moves. Anyway, Orton eventually rolls through a Roll Up into one of his own and holds the tights to get the win. Ending looked a bit sloppy and the match wasn’t good, but from a booking perspective, Orton getting a win over an established mid card act is very good for him. *1/4

After the match, Christian comes out and steals JR’s cowboy hat. He asks if Storm or himself should feel like bigger losers since Storm lost again and he’s wearing a cowboy hat. He says Storm dropped the ball again. He could have done this way better. Orton accepts Christian’s challenge. I still think the UnAmerican stuff is all happening to quickly, but Christian wanting to one up Storm is logical. I don’t mind it.

Match Three
Christian vs. Randy Orton


Again, not a great match. Orton has tons of potential (duh), but is still relatively green at this point. They have a couple of minutes of rather uneventful action, until Orton looks to counter the Unprettier into the Overdrive but botches it terribly. Actually not sure if it was Orton’s fault or Christian’s fault, but Orton didn’t look good with the landing on his face. He just kind of gets up and tries it again, this time landing it right. Again, strong booking for Orton which is promising but the match was bad. *1/2

After the match, Orton gets JR’s hat, shakes his hand and gives it back to him. I find small things like this really clever. JR is so super over with the crowd, so letting Orton be friendly with him gives him that rub by association.

In the back, Eric Bischoff yells at Jeff Hardy for helping Lita earlier. He tells Jeff to never stick his nose into Eric’s business ever again. Bischoff books him in a match with The Big Show. He tells Jeff to impress him. Ric Flair enters the scene as Jeff leaves, and he tells Bischoff that Jeff wouldn’t listen to him. He says the kid has no respect. Rob Van Dam’s request to fight him tonight should be ignored. Bischoff asks about the Smackdown talent Flair is trying to bring across because he needs results. Jeff getting punished for trying to ruin Bischoff’s plan works, although I don’t have that much excitement for seeing Jeff/Show for the second week in a row. Just because I know where this is heading, Flair working on a SD talent made me mark.


Match Four
Big Show vs. Jeff Hardy


Oh hey, another one of those times where Jacqueline is trying to be a referee. Works for me. Even through Jeff’s entrance here, I feel like you can tell through the screen that he wasn’t right and probably working through some personal stuff. I could be wrong, but just a feeling I get. With that being said, Show throws him around like crazy, and Jeff bumps around like a mental patient. Interesting to watch, even if the match isn’t technically good. As they brawl outside the ring, Show ends up getting a steel chair but Hardy kicks the chair into Show’s face. This causes Show to tumble over the crowd barricade and into the crowd. Jeff battles back into the ring and Jacqueline counts Show out so Hardy wins. Meh match honestly, but booking makes me think we will see it again. At least it was slightly better than the pair of Orton matches, albeit not by much. *3/4

In the back, Booker T confronts Chris Jericho about calling him a loser earlier. Jericho puts himself over and suggests Booker show him some respect. These two have good on screen chemistry. This was fine.

Before the next match begins, we get in ring promo time from Bubba Ray Dudley. Bubba says the table he put in the corner of the ring is reserved for Triple H. He spray paints HHH on the table. He promises that Triple H will go through the table. He wants to earn the title and prove he’s more than just a tag wrestler. Tonight is about every guy in the back who has been forced to play the game. A really good promo from Bubba. This angle has been really enjoyable. Unfortunately, I am doubtful the match will be the same.


Match Five
World Heavyweight Championship Match
Triple H (c) w/Ric Flair vs. Bubba Ray Dudley


Yeah, as expected this didn’t quite live up to the quality of the feud. It wasn’t terrible but was a combination of bland and boring. Just kind of there with nothing noteworthy happening, which is disappointing. They go through the motions in a rather lacklustre affair which is of course littered with Ric Flair interference throughout to further establish the Triple H/Flair partnership. In the end though, Bubba goes for a Powerbomb but Triple H powers out with a Back Body Drop, before hitting a Pedigree to win. I really liked the booking here, and whilst the match wasn’t offensive and about on par with the opener, it wasn’t where it needed to be. **

In the back, Trish Stratus is walking towards gorilla to make her entrance for her title match versus Victoria, but Victoria attacks her. Victoria ripped off Trish’s top and continued to attack the champion with right hands and kicks. Trish is probably my all time favourite so top off equals ratings. No, but seriously, I don’t mind this. Adds more fuel to the fire between these two, and works well with how the match plays out.

Match Six
WWE Womens Championship Match
Trish Stratus (c) vs. Victoria


As expected, after their brawl in the back, Trish charges to the ring to restart the brawl in a hurry, even decking Victoria with a cool Lou Thesz press on the ramp. It’s divas in 2002 so whilst these two are two of the better ones at this point, it’s still relatively sloppy. You could probably argue that the sloppiness adds to the chaotic nature of the fury both these women feel towards each other, but it just doesn’t quite make it passable for me. In the end, they are fighting on the outside and Victoria crushes Trish with a chair shot to the skull for the DQ. Love this finish because it’s not often at this point that women would take chair shots. Feels like a big deal and much like the brawl earlier, adds more heat to this awesome rivalry. Not good but not the worst women’s match in 2002 by a long way. *1/2

After the match, referees have to hold back Victoria from the unconscious Trish. Just really solid booking for this feud this week.

Backstage, Stacy Keibler talks to Eric Bischoff asking for more airtime so she can beat Trish Stratus in a Babe of the year challenge. He doesn’t care and instead explains Raw Roulette, spin the wheel and make the deal. Raw Roulette will debut next week. He says you won’t see anything like this on Monday Night Football. Segment was fine. Trish/Stacy next week will most likely get a degrading stipulation which is whatever. More importantly though, we’re getting the first edition of Raw roulette which should be interesting. Nice way to hype it here. On the Monday Night football stuff, kind of reeks of desperation that they’ve tried to take little pot shots at them throughout the show. This isn’t the Monday Night War.

A video package for Survivor Series in November airs, set to “Always” by Saliva.

A video package airs on Randy Orton. It’s crazy how much they were already putting into Orton here. Two victories over established talent and the video package treatment as well.

In the back, Christian and Lance Storm keep arguing after their failures earlier tonight. Test and William Regal come in and they tell them they will show them what real harmony is. Segment is fine for what they are going for. Not sure whether to keep harping on the rushed nature of this though. I guess I did.

The Coach heads into a locker room to interview Triple H but instead finds Ric Flair, a good looking blonde and a bottle of champagne. Flair calls H out of the shower. Triple H comes out wearing a towel. Triple H starts to talk about his title defence at No Mercy. Two women poke their heads out from the shower, waiting for him to come back. Chris Jericho then enters the room and wants to talk to Triple H. The Coach is told to leave but Triple H returns to the shower, so Jericho sits down and starts hitting on the blonde with Flair. Jericho goes with the Joey from Friends, how you doin which got a pop from me. I really liked this. Not only does this set up the heels being dastardly in the main event, but this feels like the first real sign of the Evolution gimmick between H/Flair as well. Not only that, but I love continuity and the tension and fact that Triple H and Jericho still don’t get along, despite potentially being willing to work together is great.

Backstage, Rob Van Dam and Tommy Dreamer are heading towards the ring for their tag match when Dreamer asks RVD if he’s ready. RVD has his ribs taped up but he says he’s ready. Okay way to put over that RVD is still suffering from the sledgehammer shot from Flair at Unforgiven.


Match Seven
Rob Van Dam and Tommy Dreamer vs. Test and William Regal


Well, it definitely feels like RVD has fallen down the card very quickly. Just over a week ago this guy was in a World Title match on pay per view, and now he’s here. Interesting. Anyway, this certainly happened and was another below average match, which is kind of disappointing when you think that two guys like RVD and Regal are involved. Continuing with their terrible tonight, the UnAmericans have a miscommunication when Test accidentally Clotheslines Regal. This leaves Test in a two on one, and even though he gets Tommy in position for the Pump Handle Slam, RVD kicks test in the face, allowing Dreamer to get the win. Meh match and RVD being demoted to this so soon after Unforgiven makes me mad. *3/4
After the match, Christian and Lance Storm run down to try and attack RVD and Dreamer, but the winners bail. The UnAmericans start arguing again and then Christian and Storm start brawling with each other. So do Test and Regal until Regal and Storm clear the ring of Christian and Test. And just like that, in one night, with no warning, The UnAmericans are over. WWE 2002, the year of the rushed reshuffle of plans and rosters continues.

Backstage, Booker T taunts Chris Jericho, calling him a sucka after Jericho didn’t allow him to earlier. Jericho is mad but keeps walking, ready for the main event. Booker just randomly appearing an hour later to say sucka isn’t great for me. Whilst Booker/Jericho leads to great things, Booker has looked extremely bad in his hometown tonight.

We get a video package showing highlights of the WrestleMania XIX press conference. One of my favourite Manias.


Match Eight
WWE Intercontinental Championship Match
Chris Jericho (c) vs. Kane


A solid main event with Jericho basically putting on a really good bumping performance to make Kane looks terrific. Keeping with the earlier segment with Jericho and Triple H, Ric Flair comes down to ringside to keep an eye on things. The lack of continuity here kind of frustrates me as Jericho/Flair hated each other and had two matches against each other on PPV just recently, yet now here’s Flair saving Jericho by putting his foot on the ropes after a Tilt A Whirl Slam from Kane. Flair keeps interfering so gets ejected. Flair doesn’t want to leave so Kane basically beats him up the ramp. Interestingly enough, despite Kane being freshly returned and being treated like the hot face, the crowd gets pretty mixed as this one goes on, seemingly digging Jericho. Jericho worked Kane’s knee a bit, but Kane ignores it completely when he goes on the offense, basically making that part of the match completely meaningless. As Kane looks close to finishing things off, Triple H now runs down to interfere, only for Kane to knock him off the apron. Eventually Kane ends up on the outside, and Triple H botches a Spinebuster on the floor, with even JR calling it a Belly To Belly Suplex. Kane powers through all the interference and ends up hitting the Chokeslam to win the IC Title and become the number one contender for the World Title. This match got a long run time for this time period and in turn, was a solid main event. It does leave us with the awfulness that will come from this Triple H/Kane feud, but let’s cross that bridge in the coming weeks. **3/4

After the match, Triple H is on the ramp and holds the World Championship in the air but he’s clearly livid that Kane won the match. Nice way to put over the danger Kane presents to H’s title reign.

One of the poorer episodes in a while. Outside of the main event, the in ring action wasn’t good. Felt like some missteps with booking to in regard to Booker T, and The UnAmericans. Could argue the Orton push was the only thing handled well, but even that was tainted by being lined to The UnAmericans stuff.
 

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WWE September 2002

Top 5 matches of the month
Chris Benoit vs. Kurt Angle – Unforgiven
No Disqualification Match: Eddie Guerrero vs. Edge – Smackdown, September 26th
Eddie Guerrero vs. Edge – Unforgiven
Kurt Angle vs. Rey Mysterio – Smackdown, September 12th
Chris Benoit vs. Kurt Angle vs. Rey Mysterio – Smackdown, September 26th

Bottom 5 matches of the month
Nidia vs. Torrie Wilson – Smackdown, September 12th
Kane vs. William Regal – Raw, September 16th
Stacy Keibler and Victoria vs. Terri Runnels and Trish Stratus – Raw, September 9th
Bradshaw vs. Justin Credible – Heat, September 1st
Raven vs. Spike Dudley – Heat, September 29th

Top 5 wrestlers of the month
Kurt Angle
Eddie Guerrero
Edge
Chris Benoit
Chris Jericho

Bottom 5 wrestlers of the month
Victoria
Trish Stratus
The Big Show
Molly Holly
Raven
 
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WWE ¾ of the year stats

Top 5 matches of the year
Chris Benoit and Eddie Guerrero vs. Edge and The Rock – Smackdown, August 1st
Unsanctioned Match: Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H – Summerslam
Chris Benoit vs. Kurt Angle – Unforgiven
Edge vs. Kurt Angle – Backlash
Hollywood Hogan vs. The Rock – WrestleMania

Bottom 5 matches of the year
Bra and Panties Match: Stacy Keivler vs. Torrie Wilson – Global Warning Tour
Faarooq vs. Reverend D’Von w/Deacon Batista – Smackdown, June 13th
Bradshaw and Trish Stratus vs. Christopher Nowinski and Jacke Gayda – Raw, July 8th
Lita vs. Stacy Keibler – Smackdown, March 7th
Molly Holly vs. Terri – Raw, May 13th

Top 5 wrestlers of the year
Chris Benoit
The Rock
Rey Mysterio
Eddie Guerrero
Kurt Angle

Bottom 5 wrestlers of the year
Stacy Keibler
Shawn Stasiak
Christopher Nowinski
Faarooq
Jacqueline
 
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WWE Smackdown
October 3rd, 2002
Lafayette, Louisiana

In a video package that’s so produced with cuts it almost gave me my first epileptic fit; Stephanie McMahon announces some matches for tonight. Edge versus Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit versus Rey Mysterio and Matt Hardy versus Undertaker in a Falls Count Anywhere match. She also announces that Smackdown will have Tag Team Championships with a tournament beginning tonight. Tournament will finish at No Mercy. This package was that overproduced that it was hard to watch. The card for tonight, and the tournament both look great though.

Match One
WWE Tag Team Championship Tournament Quarter Final
Los Guerreros vs. Mark Henry and Rikishi


This was decent because they kept the passed his prime wrestler Rikishi on the apron for the most part. The Guerreros work on Henry’s knee throughout the contest and then during the finishing run, Chavo is able to sneak in and hit Henry in his bad leg with a steel chair. This allowed Eddie to lock in the Lasso From El Passo for the submission victory. Part of the ending that was kind of awkward was Rikishi completely visible in the background, just standing on the apron watching his partner give up. Not perfect by any means but decent, and Guerreros advancing is easily the right call over this makeshift team who probably never team up again. **1/4

Backstage, Torrie Wilson introduces her father to Billy and Chuck. Holy shit, why am I marking out for the first appearance of Al Wilson? He is apparently here on business. Dawn Marie enters and introduces herself to Torrie’s dad. I swear this angle is a guilty pleasure of mine. Hilariously bad, I can’t wait.

In the back, WWE Champion Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman talk. Heyman says that Lesnar is going to have to give The Undertaker a rematch at No Mercy. The match will have a special stipulation. Stephanie McMahon won’t tell him what the stipulation is. Matt Hardy enters the scene and says it’s not going to be a Falls Count Anywhere match. What Lesnar did to ‘Taker last week won’t be anything compared to what he is doing to do to ‘Taker tonight. Good segment that did it’s job. Hypes Brock/Taker II, whilst continuing the epic delusions of Hardy.


Match Two
Falls Count Anywhere Match
Matt Hardy vs. The Undertaker


This is what it is. It’s not bad but it’s more angle than match so was never designed to be looked at as amazing. Hardy gets beaten up and ends up fleeing backstage where ‘Taker follows. Matt climbs a fence to escape inside the arena, and then Brock Lesnar comes out of nowhere and tries to attack ‘Taker. ‘Taker is ready for it though and sends Lesnar into the caged fence. Matt comes down and attacks ‘Taker but he throws Matt into the fence as well. Brock then gets ‘Taker with an F5 onto some crates, and Matt sneaks the pin to get the win. Not a good match but a fun angle and Hardy continues to thrive in his Mattitude era. Can’t wait to see how Hardy reacts to this moving forward. **

After the match, Heyman, Hardy and Lesnar are leaving, until Lesnar goes back and hits ‘Taker in the hand with a propane tank. A really cool spot here to, setting up some more psychology for their feud.

Back from the break, trainers ice down ‘Takers hand, but he refuses to get help. Marc Lloyd asks the doctor what’s going on, and the doctor says the hand looks like it’s broken. ‘Taker is going to the hospital for some x rays. Nice follow up from before the break, no complaints.


Match Three
WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match
Jamie Noble (c) w/Nidia vs. Crash Holly


I love Noble as a wrestler and as a character right now, but even he’s not able to pull out a miracle here. The match isn’t bad but it’s not good either. They didn’t get a lot of time, which may have been a positive here. Crash held his own okay in there, but is clearly a step below Noble and a lot of the other top Cruiserweights in the division. Crash needs his Hardcore stipulation to put on a good match. In the end, Noble counters a Crash Landing (Styles Clash) into a Roll Up whilst holding the ropes to retain the title. Decent at best but really enjoying Noble’s title run so far. **

Marc Lloyd interviews Kurt Angle. He asks if Kurt has any regrets about making fun of Rey Mysterio last week. Angle says he’s the best and he never apologises. He didn’t lose to Mysterio, Benoit did. He thinks that Benoit is going to lose again because he’s a regular person. Benoit makes mistakes but in that ring, Angle is a work of art. Angle stops bragging when Edge enters the scene. Edge says Kurt is good, but he’s not perfect. Angle tells Edge that his gold medals say that he is perfect, but Edge reminds him of his bald head, saying he’s not perfect. Kurt says he’s been waiting for this, and they’re next. Angle cheap shots Edge before walking off. Good segment here. Touching on Angle’s issues with Benoit, Mysterio and hyping his match with Edge.

Match Four
Edge vs. Kurt Angle


This was good. It could have been heading towards great, but I was irked by the way Edge just seemingly forgot about all the rib work Angle did. Much like their matches earlier in the year though, these two have great chemistry and bump all over the place for each other. They get to a point where Angle drills Edge with a Superplex, and it looks like both men have their shoulders down. One ref calls Angle the winner, the other calls Edge the winner. The match gets restarted. Angle starts hitting the Triple Germans but then Chris Benoit makes his way to ringside for the distraction. Benoit interferes a few times, including pulling a steel chair Angle brings in enough for Angle to swing at him wildly. Benoit jumps off the apron to avoid the chair, and the chair bounces off the rope and cracks Angle in the skull. This allows Edge to hit the Spear to win. This went a long time for a weekly show. 25 minutes or so and whilst it maybe started a bit slow, they built nicely. Far from perfect as at times it felt like they were going for a forced epic, but was still quality enough to be good. ***

After the match, Kurt Angle searches for Chris Benoit backstage. When he finds him, they have to be held apart. Stephanie McMahon enters the room and says that she is teaming them together for the tag title tournament. If they don’t get along, she will suspend them. A nice wrinkle in this feud to keep things fresh. I like it.

In the back, Paul Heyman pumps up Brock Lesnar and talks about how he put out ‘Taker. He lists all the people Lesnar has taken out. Matt Hardy comes in and says his Mattitude broke ‘Taker’s hand, and if ‘Taker can’t fight at No Mercy, he should be the number one contender and fade Brock for the title. Paul nods, and tells Matt he should go tell Stephanie McMahon. After Matt leaves, Heyman jokes that Hardy would kill Lesnar. They both crack up laughing. Good follow up to what happened earlier with Brock/Heyman extremely confident, and Matt continuing to be delusional. Can’t wait for the eventual Brock/Matt showdown (squash).

Prior to the next match, it was announced as D’Von teaming with Batista, but Faarooq is teaming with D’Von instead. Billy asks Faarooq to tell him he’s not associated with D’Von and instead Faarooq attacks. A really lazy way of trying to explain a makeshift team’s friendship, and the team is going to suck which makes me less enthusiastic.


Match Five
WWE Tag Team Championship Tournament Quarter Final
Billy and Chuck vs. Reverend D’Von and Ron Simmons


Do I have to watch this match? I really don’t want to. I guess it happened. The makeshift tandem work well together and double team Billy, with Simmons hitting a Spinebuster and allowing D’Von to pin Billy. A shock result and this sort of shows that the Billy and Chuck experiment or push is well and truly dead. Still match was bad. *1/2

Backstage, Dawn Marie asks Torrie Wilson’s father for an opinion on her outfit for the bikini match. He says it’s great and she says thank you Mr. Wilson. Dawn walks off all seductive like. It’s starting, folks.

Tazz is inside the ring to moderate the Bikini Contest. He brings out Torrie Wilson and Dawn Marie. Both women get the chance to strut their stuff, and whilst sucking on her lollipop, Torrie gets her second Bikini Contest victory in two weeks. A jealous Dawn attacks and beats Torrie up afterwards, throwing her out of the ring. Dawn then leaves. Not much to say here. Both women looked great, and Dawn’s scorn is about to kick this angle with Al and Torrie into gear.

Backstage, Stephanie McMahon meets with Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar to say that ‘Taker’s hand is broken. However, ‘Taker still insists on the rematch at No Mercy. She’s come up with the stipulation now. Brock asks if it’s a thumb wrestling match and Heyman says it’s a one arm tied behind your back match. Stephanie ignores their jokes and announces Hell In A Cell, which shuts them up. This was good. Love the reactions here with Heyman looking fearful, whilst Brock looks like he’s thinking, but doesn’t look scared which is the right way his character should be booked at this time.


Match Six
Chris Benoit vs. Rey Mysterio


Easily match of the night here. This is really good with Mysterio just allowing Benoit to beat the shit out of him with everything he’s got. Tazz breaks out some amazing commentary here to with some good insight, “Check it out, one guy from Edmonton, where its real cold. And another guy from San Diego, where it’s uh… it’s you know, hot and stuff. Weird, right”? It’s an awesome match and much like earlier tonight in Angle’s match, now Angle comes down to hang Benoit over the middle rope and interfere. My issue with the interference here is how did Angle know the 619 was going to be ready at this particular time. The type of planned spot here which highlights how predetermined pro wrestling is, and that’s a pet peeve of mine. Anyway, Angle’s interference allows Mysterio to score with a modified West Coast Pop to beat Benoit for the second week in a row. Just a really good main event. ***1/2

After the match, Angle and Benoit brawl and Angle manages to apply the Ankle Lock. Benoit counters the Ankle Lock into the Crossface, until officials run down to pull them apart. They continue to try and get to each other as the show comes to an end. A fun ending, setting the scene perfectly for next week. How in the hell are Angle and Benoit going to get along?

An awesome episode of SD. Two good matches, and everything else was related to tag title tournament, WWE Title situation and there was a Cruiserweight Title match. No wasted time, everything feels super focused, even the start of Torrie/Dawn/Al. A top notch show.
 

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WWE Velocity
October 5th, 2002
Monroe, Louisiana

The show begins with a clip from earlier tonight where Funaki cut a promo at the interview set. He talked about how Albert attacked him two weeks ago after he managed to earn an upset victory. Funaki guest for his interview is John Cena, who is booked to face Albert tonight. Cena says that Albert is the kind of bully who steals lunch money and actually uses it to buy lunch for himself. Nobody bullies him around. This worked for what it was. It’s logical that Funaki would buddy up with whoever is facing Albert after being attacked. Cena’s promo was okay, although he’s still clearly got a long way to go.

Match One
Albert vs. John Cena


This wasn’t good. Cena is just very generic in this current role, and it makes it hard to get invested. With that being said, I thought Albert played his role decently enough here. Constantly taunting Cena, the referee and the fans when he was on the offensive, he really turned the bully gimmick up here which is the right thing to do. Still hard to connect with this version of Cena getting a push, and I probably would have preferred for Albert to squash him here. Unfortunately it seems it’s almost illegal for Albert to pick up a win at this point. Match was meh and in the end, Cena hit a Spinning Slam to get the win. *1/2

Match Two
Billy Kidman vs. Doug Basham


One of these hidden gems on Velocity where they give a random match a fair bit of time and they deliver. This was good. Basham looked much better than he did last week against Shannon Moore, so I’ll give Kidman the credit for putting together a better match. This is probably the best I’ve seen Doug look to, including during his well known run as part of The Basham Brothers. A few nice spots are delivered smoothly as the match progresses with Basham hitting a pretty nifty Springboard Leg Lariat. Meanwhile, Kidman later nailed Basham with a Facebuster off the middle rope, which was another cool spot. This allowed Kidman to climb back up and land the Shooting Star Press for the win. Shockingly good, this was enjoyable. ***

Match Three
Shannon Moore vs. Tajiri


Disappointing and much more on the level of the opener than the previous match. Tajiri worked on the leg somewhat, but Moore didn’t look very good here. The only thing I really liked was when he was climbing to attempt his Corkscrew Dive, he struggled to climb, perhaps selling the leg pretty well. Either way, this was lacklustre and Tajiri eventually hit a Superkick to get the win. Not great but with Moore having recently had a shot at Noble, I’m super into Tajiri winning this and hopefully getting a Cruiserweight Title shot in his future. Booking wise that makes sense, but doesn’t save this from being a bad match. *1/2

Solid episode of Velocity this week. I’ll take one good match over none. Booking wise feels like most the right people won, I say most because Albert’s mistreatment.