AEW Dynamite April 8th, 2026: WE HEAR FROM CHRIS JERICHO

[King Kong Booty]

Get the OM-Cheeseburger at Chilis

I don’t need to shit my pants that much

 

[Chris]

wait I thought he gauntlet was tonight nevermind anything I said

oh lmao again I assumed he announced this match as well as the gauntlet and that was completely believable

 

[DameDollar]

I don’t need to shit my pants that much

i hear that

 

[King Kong Booty]

oh lmao again I assumed he announced this match as well as the gauntlet and that was completely believable

I worked both jobs today my brain is spaghetti

 

[Blazehausen]

I don’t need to shit my pants that much

What about ship your pants

 

[King Kong Booty]

What about ship your pants

no

 

[King Kong Booty]

Don’t remember that one I guess

 

[Blazehausen]

no

I hope you or at least someone got the reference i was making.

 

[Chris]

I remember how rough mascara Dorada was at first when they threw him into American wrestling probs too early after he wowed in Mexico but it took like 5 matches and he was pretty amazing again

 

[King Kong Booty]

I hope you or at least someone got the reference i was making.

Nope

 

[Blazehausen]

The match Graphic said Chris Jericho. idk who this man is anymore

 

[DameDollar]

I hope you or at least someone got the reference i was making.

wait the KMart ad?

 

[Blazehausen]

Nope

Old Kmart commercial.

 

[King Kong Booty]

What’s Kmart?

 

[DameDollar]

He hit the Vintage Orton!!!!!